The ride with you was worth the fall.

Some people have one of those days ... I have one of those lives.

The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality.

Maybe the past is like an anchor, holding us back. Maybe you have to let go of who you were to become who you will be.

The real truth is I probably don't want to be too happy... or content, because then what? I actually like the quest, the search... that's the fun. The more lost you are, the more you have to look forward to.
 
Just because something won't last forever doesn't mean it can't last a lifetime.
 
I never stopped feeling for you, I just stopped letting it show.
 
I see that everytime you break my heart I'm the one who comes running back. Don't get used to it, it won't always be like that. I'll get tired of it and I'll sit back and watch you crawl to me.
 
I sometimes wish I could be like you, being able to get so close to people who you really have no intention of being close to, letting people get so close to you only to push them away. But then I remember I could never be like you; I have a heart.
 
The heart wants what it wants.
 
I'm a simple girl. Complicate me.
 
I'll love you until the day after forever.
 
For a minute there, I thought you were worth my time.
 
What do you do when faced with two choices? Simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you, but because in that brief moment when the coin is in the air, you suddenly know what you're hoping for.
 
I was the one who said things changed. You were the one to prove it.
 
I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.
 
Judge me all you want, but keep the verdict to yourself.
 
I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people...that's why I don't like any of them.
 
What good's a dream if it isn't a little unrealistic?
 
I'm not evil. Unless evil turns you on.
 
If you give off signals that you don't want to belong, people will make sure that you don't.
 
If love is a game, it has to be the hardest game in the world. After all, how can anyone win a game where there's no rules?
 
Men were born to lie, and women were born to believe them.
 
The ones who love us least are the ones we'll die to please....
 
People put you down enough you start to believe it... the bad stuff is easier to believe, you ever notice that?
 
I live to like you and I can't like you anymore. So, when you get your heart splattered all over hell and you're feeling really low and dirty, don't run to me to help pull you back up because, maybe, for the first time in your life, I won't be there.
 
I didn't come here to tell you that I can't live without you. I can live without you. I just don't want to.
 
People think that if you love somebody hard enough then everything is just gonna work out. People are wrong.
 
Part of me just wants to find the right words to hurt you. The same way you hurt me.
 
You'd rather watch me drown than see your hands get wet.
 
I hate this feeling. The whole I need you to breathe feeling... it's so overrated.
 
"Meant to be" only gets you so far.
 
Love doesn't walk away, people do.
 
Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies.
 
It's interesting how people use that expression-- life and death. As if to imply that life is the opposite of death, but birth is the opposite of death. Life... has no opposite.

I'm not a tease, I'm just a reminder of what you can't have.
 
Tears are words the heart can't say.
 
Loving you is like breathing; How can I stop?
 
If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
 
The biggest mistake you can make is to drift apart from someone you once had the time of your life with.
 
You never know what you have lost till you are standing in a room with that person not being able to call them yours.
 
Sometimes when you hold out for everything, you walk away with nothing.
 
When guys are persistent, it's romantic, they make movies about that. If it's a woman, then they cast Glenn Close.
 
The world is no longer a romantic place. Some of its people still are, however, and therein lies the promise. Don't let the world win.
 
Kisses are like tears, the only real ones, are the ones you can't hold back.
 
I usually don't like thinking about the future. I mean let's face it, you can't predict what's going to happen. But sometimes, the thing you didn't expect is what you really wanted after all. Maybe the best thing to do is stop trying to figure out where you're going and just enjoy where you're at.
 
'Cause even if it breaks your heart to be "just friends", if you really care about someone, you'll take the hit.
 
Take love, multiply it by infinity, take it to the depths of forever, and you would still only have a glimpse of what I feel for you.
 
I want the fairy tale.
 
You don't have a heart, and to think I had a mind... to give you mine.
 
I believe in music the way some people believe in fairy tales.
 
It hurts to breathe because I know every breath I take proves I can live without you.
 
Sometimes you have to look reality in the eye and deny it.
 
Only time will determine when and how you're going to move on... Sure, it might not be right away like you want it to be, but eventually one day you'll wake up and realize that somewhere along the way, that piercing feeling you've always felt inside your chest faded and went away while you were too busy living life to notice.
 
The world is crazy. All I'm asking for is someone to be crazy with.
 
I dream of a love that even time will lie down and be still for.
 
You're not my favorite mistake; just a simple regret.
 
When I see you smile and I know it's not for me. That's when I'll miss you the most.
 
Keep wearing your heart on your sleeve like that and you'll bleed to death.
 
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
 
Optimism: Waiting for a ship to come in when you haven't sent one out.
 
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
 
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
 
My rules apply only to other people, not myself.
 
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest...except that he got caught.
 
There are a million reasons to love me and there are a million reasons to hate me. Pick one.
 
Trust is a fragile thing. Once earned, it affords us tremendous freedom. But once trust is lost, it can be impossible to recover. Of course the truth is, we never know who we can trust. Those we're closest to can betray us, and total strangers can come to our rescue. In the end, most people decide to trust only themselves. It really is the simplest way to keep from getting burned.
 
Have you met the perfect couple? The two soul mates whose love never dies? The two lovers whose relationship is never threatened? The husband and wife who trust each other completely. If you haven't met the perfect couple, let me introduce you. They stand atop a layer of butter cream frosting. The secret of their success? Well, for starters, they don't have to look at each other.
 
Control. It's extraordinary the tactics people employ to obtain it. Some rely on deception. While others engage in outright trickery. Then there are those who resort to extortion. Why do we fight so hard for control? Because we know to lose it is to put our fate in the hands of others. And what could be more dangerous?
 
 I love you is eight letters. But then again, so is bullshit.
 
I just wanna call him up and be like "take it or leave it" -- but I'm afraid to because I have a feeling he'll leave it.
 
One day your name just didn't make me smile anymore.
 
Things you can't recover in life; the stone after it's thrown, the word after it's said, the occasion after it's missed, and the time after it's gone.
 
One day, you're going to wake up and realize how much you care about me. And when that day comes, I'll be waking up next to the guy that already knew.
 
The opposite of love isn't hate, it's indifference. If you hate someone, you still care.
 
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.
 
You spend your whole life believing that you're on the right track...only to discover that you're on the wrong train.
 
When you hate a person, you hate something that is part of yourself. What isn't in us doesn't disturb us....
 
Sometimes, "the majority" just means all the fools have banded together and are all on one side.
 
It's funny how someone lives each and everyday of their life not knowing that their existence is the reason you live.
 
There's a little truth to every "just kidding."
 
Insanity is knowing that what you're doing is completely idiotic, but still, somehow, you just can't stop it.
 
 I have secrets so deep and dark, even I don't know what they are.
 
Love is friendship set on fire.
 
I can never go back to loving you the way I did, knowing that my love wasn't strong enough the first time around.
 
Sometimes the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy.
 
You don't get to choose, you just fall in love. And you get this person who is all wrong and all right at the same time. And you know that you love them so much except sometimes they just drive you completely insane and no one can explain it and the reason it's so confusing is because it's love. But if love didn't have any challenges, what would be the point?
 
I'm not gonna beg you to stay, you'll stay if you love me. If you leave, end of our story.
 
Just because I finally got over you, doesn't mean there aren't days when it all just comes rushing back.
 
Ever felt alone? I mean sure, there are so many people out there who love and care for you, but have you ever stopped, and looked out at everyone and just felt... alone? Ever longed for something just out of your reach, something that was once so close, within your touch; ever wanted something that was, is, and never will be yours?
 
Speak when you are angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.

It's funny how you can be face to face with someone and yet it feels as though you're on the other side of the world from them. They haven't actually gone anywhere, but they might as well have. It's one of the worst feelings to become acquainted with: to miss someone who's literally right there.
 
Love sees sharply, hatred sees even more sharp, but jealousy sees the sharpest for it is love and hate at the same time.
 
In that moment, I just wanted him to push me hard against a wall and kiss me. I didn't want to think anymore; I didn't want to question it. I just wanted to feel it. Sometimes, all we need is just to feel it.
 
Why would I look for something in someone else, when I see everything in you?
 
May you never steal, lie or cheat, but if you must steal then steal away my sorrows and my heart, and if you must lie, lie with me all the nights of my life, and if you must cheat then please cheat death because I couldn't live a day without you.
 
Once in awhile, right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairy tale.
 
Unless it's mad, passionate, extraordinary love, it's a waste of time. There are too many mediocre things in life. Love should not be one of them.
 
Let go of what kills you; and hold onto what keeps you breathing.
 
I'm not afraid of what you feel, I'm afraid of what you don't.
 
Somewhere deep inside your heart, there's someone you're dying to forget and living to remember.
 
We all need something we consider getting up in the morning for. Whether it's real or not healthy or destructive; tangible or false is irrelevant. Since when you've got nothing to hang onto, deception can seem pretty inviting.
 
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
 
Everybody and everything I come in contact with, I seem to screw up. Whatever's the opposite of the Midas Touch, that's what I've got.

You want him. You want him like I want you. You love him like I love you. Only the difference is he loves you back the same way.
 
At some point, maybe we accept that the dream has become a nightmare. We tell ourselves the reality is better. We convince ourselves that it's better to never dream at all. But the strongest of us, the most determined of us, we hold onto the dream. Or we find ourselves faced with a fresh dream we never considered. We awake to find ourselves against all odds, feeling hopeful. And if we're lucky, we realize in the face of everything, in the face of life, the true dream, is being able to dream at all.
 
The only way to accept an insult is to ignore it. If you can't ignore it, top it. If you can't top it, laugh at it. If you can't laugh at it, you probably deserved it.
 
If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
 
I understand that there is nothing I can do. I can't be what he needs as long he needs you.
 
Me and him are a memory. Him and her are a reality.
 
You always know they're going to be with someone else but deep inside there's a little part of you that likes to pretend that they're waiting for you. It's when you see them with someone else that you're forced to grow up and stop playing pretend.
 
I don't want someone who wants someone else.
 
I had often fantasized about running into my ex and his wife, but, in those fantasies, I was running into them with a truck.
 
I'll never forget what you did to me, but I'll never let you know that I remember.
 
I want to dive head first into your arms... Give into your good looks and charm... Sleep all day and love all night... Forgive every stupid, petty fight. I want to do more than sit and remember... I want to relive all the moments that you made me shiver.
 
I want to run... But only far enough to make you miss me.
 
Music is a total constant. That's why we have such a strong visceral connection to it, you know? Because a song can take you back instantly to a moment, or a place, or even a person. No matter what else has changed in you or the world, that one song stays the same, just like that moment.
 
Dream a little today. You can face reality tomorrow.
 
When I was afraid of everything, I was never afraid to love you.
 
Self pity is easily the most destructive of the non pharmaceutical narcotics; it is addictive, finds momentary pleasure and separates the victim from reality.
 
You said my heart sounded like a payphone in the rain; distorted, distant, scrambled, and desperate.
 
A smart girl leaves before she is left.
 
Don't go for the guy who sucks up to you... Go for the one who pisses you off on a daily basis and yet, you still find yourself crazy about him.
 
Tell me I can't and I'll show you I can.
 
I wanted to tell you all my secrets. But you became one instead.
 
Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they need to run free until they meet someone just as wild to run with.
 
Sexy isn't how you wear it. It's how you take it off.
 
I regret every word I said to make him feel special.
 
Since we're being brutally honest here, you were the worst mistake I ever had the pleasure of making.
 
I was feeling totally over him. I told myself it was a stupid crush. Over. Done with. But then... he looked at me.
 
If you want to know where your heart is, look where your mind goes when it wanders.
 
And baby, when I kiss you, I can taste all the lies.
 
Your lips are like vodka and I wanna get wasted.
 
I hate him because I can't hate him.
 
Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything, it just messes with your mind and steals your happiness.
 
You were worth the fight. But I couldn't fight forever.
 
Waiting for you is like waiting for rain in this drought; useless and disappointing.
 
Let's flip a coin. Heads we're together forever. Tails we flip again.
 
Don't base your decisions on the advice of other people who don't have to deal with the results.
 
Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of life, define it yourself.
 
If you don't like someone, the way he holds his spoon will make you furious. If you care about someone, he can turn his plate over in your lap and you won't mind.
 
Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who we would love, it would be much simpler, but less magical.
 
Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.
 
Never make somebody a priority if they only consider you an option.
 
Sometimes the people you can't live without, can live without you.
 
I think you need to wipe your mouth. There's still some bullshit left on it.
 
You will always be the answer when someone asks me what I'm thinking about.
 
Life is a bitch, so learn to fuck it.
 
In a relationship, the power lies with the one who cares least.
 
Messing up his life isn't the best revenge. It's getting on with yours and living it to the fullest that kills him.
 
As soon as I accept that you're gone, you come back.
 
You want to know what it's like to be in love with you? It's like taking me to the top of the highest mountain, showing me the entire world, and telling me, "this is everything you can't have."
 
When scientists finally discover the center of the universe, don't be surprised when it's not you.
 
Someday, someone is going to thank you for letting me go.
 
I wish I could show you how much you mean to me, but I can't show you the world.
 
You were my whole world and now you're not even a part of it.
 
I don't care what people say, the rush is worth the price I pay. I get so high when you're with me, but when you're gone I crash and crave.
 
Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends.
 
I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination.
 
One thing about being on the top of the world.. it gives you a long, long way to fall.
 
Most people would say, "you mean the world to me" but the world means nothing to me compared to you.
 
If you want me, then fight for me.. because I'm done fighting like hell for you.
 
There is more to life than to watch other people live it.
 
You're not my drug; you're my alcohol. I don't keep you for the taste; I keep you for the feeling.
 
Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.
 
True love is the love that exceeds the boundaries of your heart and spills onto your soul.
 
I think that sometimes we love people so much that we have to be numb to it. Because if we actually felt how much we really love them, it would kill us.
 
Do you miss him at the most happy and fulfilling times in your life? Just because you miss him when the world is quiet and you feel alone doesn't mean you love him. You will miss anyone when you are lonely. It's when your life is going great and you still feel the ache in your heart because he isn't there to see the genuine smile on your face and happiness in your life.
 
I have no idea how he knows when I need him. We can go weeks without speaking. And then, when my blue moods threaten to turn black, he will show up and tell me my moods are azure, indigo, cerulean, cobalt, periwinkle. And suddenly, the blue will not seem so dark, more like the color of a noon-bright sky. He brings the sun.
 
I'm scared of everything. I'm scared of who I am, what I saw, what I did, but most of all, I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling for the rest of my life, the way I feel when I'm with you.
 
Life is a climb but the view is worth it.
 
I didn't give up 'cause I didn't care, I gave up 'cause you didn't.
 
I love you with every coursing vein in my body and every pulse I beat.
 
Don't cry for a guy, let a guy cry for you. Because girls give and forgive, but guys get and forget.
 
I've got a mind boggling, sense numbing, heart pounding, stomach flipping, take my breath away, head over heels, knee shaking, day dreaming... crush on you.
 
I'd hate to prove you wrong; but like I've said before... When he's not near the girl he's loving, he's loving the girl he's near.
 
Guys are like roses; Watch out for the pricks.
 
Most people are together just so they aren't alone. But some people want magic.
 
A little jealousy in a relationship is healthy. It's always nice to know that someone's afraid to lose you.
 
There's a fine line between love and a waste of time.
 
I think everyone has a side where they are depressed and unhappy. Some people ignore it. Some people try to change it. Some people completely show it and some people, they deal with it.
 
To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you.
 
Love happens when a friendship catches on fire.
 
I hope you choke on your words because I'm pretty sure it's not even possible to swallow that much bullshit.
 
Love is something you can't describe. Like the look of a rose, the smell of rain and the feeling of forever.
 
You can't make someone love you, all you can do is stalk them until they panic and give in.
 
A lot of people are under the impression that you get to choose who you love.
 
Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.
 
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
 
Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes be just an illusion.
 
When life isn't the way you like it, like it the way it is.
 
I need you and you keep taking that away.
 
I'm not an event, I'm a person, so don't treat me like another passing experience in your life.
 
Happiness isn't cheap; if it was we'd all be smiling.
 
The best way to behave is not to.
 
Sometimes we know we shouldn't and that's exactly why we do.
 
If it's real ... if it's true love ... then it will always be there. You can pretend it's gone and even move on. But that love, it's still there in the depths of your mind. Sometimes a single object or a song triggers it all and you're right back where you started ... in the arms of the one you lost.
 
A friend is all you'll ever be... but I'll always secretly wish the way you want her would be the way you want me.
 
Funerals are important rituals. They're not only recognition that a person has died; they're recognition that a person has lived.
 
There is always one person that becomes that definition. It usually happens retrospectively, but it happens eventually. This is the person who sets the template for what you will love about other people, even if some of these loveable qualities are self destructive and unreasonable. The person who defines your understanding of love is not inherently different than anyone else, and they're often just the person you happen to meet the first time you really, really want to love someone. But that person still wins. They win, and you lose. Because for the rest of your life, they control how you feel about everyone else.
 
Keep your head up; there are people who would kill to see you fall.

You kiss a hell of a lot better than you listen. Maybe that's why I can't get enough of you. They say old habits are hard to break, but you'll always remain nothing more than my most tempting mistake.
 
Something that really confuses me is that when people break up, it's like they are expected to hate one another. So many people say that they hate their former opposite, but deep down they really don't. I guess hate is just a good disguise for missing what you had and being mad for whatever reason it is that you don't have it anymore.
 
None of us know exactly what we want. What we want from someone else; what we want to know; what we want to feel; what we want to accomplish. All we have to do is go with the flow, and maybe along the way, we'll pick up a few things.
 
Every bad situation will have something positive. Even a dead clock shows the right time twice a day.
 
There's always going to be that one person you truly care about. The one you always run back to. The one that right when you start to think they might actually want you, proves just the opposite. That's the problem with us: we are always chasing after a hopeless romance.
 
You had me. You had me three months ago, and you left. It has nothing to do with me; it's about you. It's always about you. What you want and what you need. You know, it seems you only want me when you can't have me. You like the chase and that's all. So you know what? You can have it.
 
You can't just kiss me and expect it not to mean anything. You can't just walk away with no regrets or second thoughts. You can't just treat me like I'm not worthy of even your smile. And yet you have, you did and you are....
 
I guess what scares me the most is that at any moment you could rip my heart out of my chest, tear it up in little pieces, throw it on the ground and stomp all over it and I would just pick it up and hand it back to you.
 
I fear I will always have to chase the things I want. I'll always have to wonder whether I am truly wanted, or whether I've just been settled for.
 
At some point, you realize that you have done too much for someone or something, that the only next possible step is to stop. Leave them alone. Walk away. It's not like you're giving up, and it's not like you shouldn't try. It's just that you have to draw the line between determination and desperation. What is truly yours will eventually be yours, and what is not, no matter how hard you try, will never be.
 
If I'm not what you want, don't act like I am.
 
I've heard the speech a million times before, "you can do better and you deserve more." I know it's true, but I don't want better. I just want you.
 
I hate you, and then I love you. It's like I want to throw you off a cliff, then rush to the bottom to catch you.
 
This is our problem; I care too much, and you couldn't care less.
 
True love stories never have endings.
 
Love isn't supposed to be easy; it's supposed to be worth it.

You were an exquisite waste of time.
 
I think I lost my dignity when I gave you respect.
 
You left with your life and took mine.
 
If love were easy, we'd all do it.
 
So I guess you were just one of those people who were supposed to walk into my life, teach me a lesson, then walk out.
 
Sometimes you make no mistakes, do everything right, and still lose.
 
It's funny how the sweetest things are the most forbidden.
 
The naked truth is always better than the best dressed lie.
 
When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad, I'm even better.
 
When two hearts race, both win.
 
We often ignore those who want us and crave for those who don't.
 
You'll always be able to have me.

When you judge someone, you don't define them. You define yourself.
 
I'll be your Dairy Queen and you'll be my Burger King. If you treat me right, I'll do it your way.
 
Love your enemies just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards.
 
They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
 
Sometimes you'll never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory.
 
When you're stuck loving someone, all you wanna do is stay away. But when that person shows even the smallest gesture of affection, all your efforts of moving on go down the drain.
 
If you'll be my star, I'll be your sky. I live to let you shine.

Almost everyone you know, without exception, has their heart all wrapped around someone who will never love them back.

When people can walk away from you, let them walk. Don't try to talk another person into staying with you, loving you, calling you, caring for you, coming to see you, or staying attached to you. When people can walk away, let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left.
 
I used to think you were the world, now I know you're just another ignorant ass living in it.
 
Some rules are made with all intentions to break.
 
Always remember when a guy sweeps you off your feet he's in the perfect position to drop you on your ass.
 
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
 
You were meant for me... perhaps as a punishment.
 
Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
 
I don't need your attitude, I have one of my own.
 
Don't stress over people from the past. There's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.
 
There's something to be said about a glass half full. About knowing when to say when. I think it's a floating line. A barometer of need and desire. It's entirely up to the individual. And depends on what's being poured. Sometimes all we want is a taste. Other times there's no such thing as enough, the glass is bottomless. And all we want, is more.
 
At the end of the day, when it comes down to it, all we really want is to be close to somebody. So this thing, where we all keep our distance and pretend not to care about each other, is usually a load of bull. So we pick and choose who we want to remain close to, and once we've chosen those people, we tend to stick close by. No matter how much we hurt them, the people that are still with you at the end of the day - those are the ones worth keeping. And sure, sometimes close can be too close. But sometimes, that invasion of personal space, it can be exactly what you need.
 
No matter how far you run, you can never truly escape, everything catches up to you at the end and when it does, it usually kicks your ass.
 
As soon as you've got it, you want something else. It's not the sale that you love, it's the sell.
 
Honesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defense.
 
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.
 
If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression.
 
Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view.
 
If you can't say anything nice, then at least have the decency to be vague.
 
If stupidity is not a crime, you're free to go.
 
Watching you walk out of my life, doesn't make me bitter or cynical about love. It only makes me realize that if I wanted so much to be with the wrong person, how beautiful it will be when the right one comes along.
 
He's not even worth hating...much less loving.
 
So maybe you were special, and maybe you were supposed to be the one, but then again maybe you were just like the rest of them, only you took my heart with you when you left.
 
Forever only lasts until the going gets rough.

Telling him how you feel is like giving him a license to break your heart.
 
I meant every word that I should've left unsaid.
 
I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
 
There is a certain freedom in being completely screwed, because you know things just can't get any worse.
 
You thought you had it good until you met me -- then you had it better.
 
In the game of seduction, there's only one rule... Never fall in love.
 
You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the minute you let go...they'll catch on.
 
I identify with Dorothy. I always seem to end up with men who are cowards, have no heart, and are in need of a brain.
 
I'll be the dream, if you'll be the dreamer.
 
What's worse, learning a terrible truth or living a beautiful lie?
 
Loneliness remembers what happiness forgets.
 
Some days I can't stop thinking about you; and others I can't see why I waste my time.
 
I'm so fly, I should have my own airline.
 
Happy endings are stories that haven't finished yet.
 
Why ruin a perfectly good flower... when you know he loves you not.
 
Optimistic people are here to keep the pessimistic from wallowing in misery. Pessimistic people are here to remind the optimistic of a little fact called reality.
 
Promise me tomorrow starts with you.
 
Don't flatter yourself: You're easy, he's desperate.
 
The reason so many people never get anywhere in life is because when opportunity knocks, they are out in the backyard looking for four-leaf clovers.
 
The higher you build your walls around your heart, the harder you fall when someone breaks them down.
 
I know I was the one who left... but you were the one who let me.
 
I'm not a bitch, I just have a low bullshit tolerance.
 
There's only two times I want to be with you; now and forever.
 
I found everything that I could ever want wrapped up in something I could never have.
 
The greatest revenge to a girl that stole your guy is to let her have him, because a truly good man can never be stolen.
 
I'm so scared that I'll want to love you forever and you'll want me only for a few moments in your life.
 
Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.
 
I am so clever that sometimes I don't even understand a single word that I am saying.
 
There are two ways to be happy: Improve your reality or lower your expectations.

If a tear fell from my eye everytime I wished you were with me, I would have a puddle of fallen wishes lying at my feet.
 
We've loved each other. Passionately. Flawlessly. Whole-heartedly. Just never at the same time.
 
In love we all take risks, we fall down, but you should never be scared to go a little further or a little crazier, because in the end, the sweetest love is the one that made you lose control.
 
I miss you like the sun misses the flowers, like the sun misses the flowers in the depths of winter, instead of beauty to direct its light to, the heart hardens like the frozen world which your absence has banished me to.
 
To bring somebody into your life, take a step into theirs.
 
I just might be the pleasant dream that will haunt you for all time, sometimes peaceful and serene, sometimes tearing at your mind. I might be that scent of perfume on the pillow where I used to lay. I just might be the best damn thing that you ever threw away. 
 
Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
 
I guess what hurts the most isn't that I don't have you... It's that at one point, I did. It's that I can go to sleep missing you, dream I'm with you, then wake up, and realize once more that I don't have you. Maybe what hurts the most is not that I'm no longer enough, but that at one point, I was.
 
People are always going to talk; So you might as well give them something to talk about.
 
Like a hot shower in the middle of winter or an unexpected letter, you're every kind of smile to me.
 
Would I say we have a history? No; that implies that there was something worth remembering. See, all it was, was a delusional girl, and a boy who couldn't bring himself to give a damn. 
 
I don't make mistakes. I pretty much date them.
 
As we drive along this road called life, occasionally a gal will find herself  lost. And when that happens, I guess she has to let go of the coulda, shoulda, woulda, buckle up and just keep going.
 
When in doubt... google that shit.
 
I've been falling in love, and I've been falling apart, and you've been breaking my heart from the start, baby. You always thought I'd stay, till my dying day. I will always love you, but watch me walk away.
 
Nothing worth having comes without some kind of fight. You've got to kick at the darkness 'til it bleeds daylight.
 
When in doubt, mumble.
 
Lip gloss... I put it on, you take it off.
 
Whenever you're lost and confused, look behind you. I'll be the idiot lost with you.
 
I loved him. The feeling was mutual, he loved himself too.
 
And that's what I love about the ocean. No matter how beautiful it is, you must never underesitmate its violence.

We all have our reasons for rewriting history. Sometimes we need to provide ourselves alibis. Sometimes we wanna hurt someone who has hurt us. And then there are times we just wanna spare ourselves embarrassment. Of course, there are some who feel that to rewrite history is just another way to lie. But what is history anyway.. but a set of lies agreed upon?

If he cheats with you, he'll cheat on you.

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still.

Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.

Everything was perfect until you decided that I wasn't.

You said you would always be there; but I guess we both had different definitions of always.
 
We all think we're going to be great. And we feel a little bit robbed when our expectations aren't met. But sometimes, our expectations sell us short. Sometimes the expected simply pales in comparison to the unexpected. You've gotta wonder why we cling to our expectations because the expected is just what keeps us steady, standing still. The expected's just the beginning. The unexpected is what changes our lives.

To talk without thinking is like to shoot without aiming.

I don't wonder why people go crazy. I wonder why they don't. In the face of what we can lose in a day, in an instant, I wonder what the hell it is that makes us hold it together.

Unless he's all yours, he's still hers.
 
The word "busy" is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact, in every silo you uncover, all you're going to find is a man who didn't care enough to call. Remember: men are never too busy to get what they want.

I'm 99% sure you don't love me anymore, but it's that 1% that keeps me hanging on.

Don't waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long, and in the end, it's only with yourself.

Some people are worth fighting for, but you, you're worth dying for.

What I would give to have a moment with you, for you to hold my hand and tell me that we are meant for each other. I would give more than I have; a debt I'm willing to take.

The bad guys lie to get in your bed and the good guys lie to get in your heart.

To live is the most rare thing. Most people just exist.

I wouldn't change the past for anything. I wouldn't change the way I felt, the things I did, and what I said. I wouldn't change who I was or what you meant to me. The only thing I would change was the way you felt back....

You can love anybody in the world but there's one problem -so can they.

There's a little truth behind every just kidding. A little curiosity behind every just wondering. A little knowledge behind every I don't know. And a little emotion behind every I don't care.

When reality hits it always hurts.

Sexy by nature; naughty by choice.

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

If you're naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine.

To ensure perfect aim, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.

The way some people find fault, you'd think there was some kind of reward.

You seem like a sweet person. Mind if I lick you to find out?

Promises are like speed limits-made to be broken.

If you think you're a hypochondriac, then are you one or not?

Courage is almost a contradiction in terms. It means a strong desire to live taking on the form of a readiness to die.

Scatter me across the sky and just like a star ... I'll fall for you.

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy marshmallows... which is kinda the same thing.

Just Friends phrase - I don't just want you to mourn the loss; I want to remind you of it everyday. I want you to suffer. I want you to envy. I want you to die slowly, a bit at a time. And I want you to smile and thank me for it.

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Do not tell your problems to people. Eighty percent don't care and the other twenty percent are glad you have them.

You can't buy happiness. But you can buy ice cream, and that's close enough.

Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Maybe we're not supposed to be happy. Maybe gratitude has nothing to do with joy. Maybe being grateful means recognizing what you have for what it is. Appreciating small victories, admiring the struggle it takes simply to be human. Maybe we're thankful for the familiar things we know. And maybe we're thankful for the things we'll never know.

No one dies a virgin because life fucks us all.

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice. And sit back and watch the world wonder how the heck you did it.

Funny thing about people. The only thing they love more than building up heroes is tearing them down.

One of the hardest things in the world is realizing that when you said "I love you more" you were right.

When karma comes back to punch you in the face, I wanna be there... Just in case it doesn't hit you hard enough.

I'm feeling a little off today -- wanna turn me on?

Sarcasm: the witty will have fun, but the stupid won't get it.

We can be like McDonald's and Burger King; I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.

If karma doesn't kill you. I will.

Love sucks. True love swallows.

Etc. End of thinking capacity.

You stole my heart, you ripped it out, and smashed it on the floor... I smiled because you touched me.

Why is it that we spend a lifetime trying to define what love is... what love means... yet we know in an instant if we are in it?

Every penny in a well; every broken wishbone, every 11:11 on a clock; every finger crossed, every turn of a necklace pendant; every star in the sky; every fallen eyelash, every blown out candle - every wish I could make ... will never give me you.

Screw the milk... I'll do your body good....

Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.

We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.

I tried normal once... It just wasn't for me....

Rain rain, go away... I can get wet in other ways.

Karma is like a 69er. You get what you give.

Procrastinators unite...tomorrow.

The world wouldn't need Anger Management if we had Stupidity Management.

Screw Twizzlers. I'll make your mouth happy.

Before sex... you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fucked.

Sex relieves tension - love causes it.

I don't have a dirty mind. I have a sexy imagination.

If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

I hate it when you look in your closet for clothes and you find Narnia instead.

I'm not evil, I'm good... with a twist.

Sometimes my attention span is shorter than a gold fish crackers are delicious.

Classic - A book which people praise, but do not read.

I don't have a short temper. I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.

Don't get confused between my personality and my attitude. My personality is who I am, my attitude depends on who you are.

The "earth" without "art" is just "eh."

Why do you play hard to get if you're already hard to want....

Closing all the Internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you.

If I had a dollar for everytime I thought about you... I would start thinking about you.

I'm still trying to get over the fact that oranges come pre sliced by nature.

I never make the same mistake twice. Three, four times maybe. But never twice.

In bed, its 6 AM. You close your eyes for five minutes, it's 7:45. At work, it's 1:30. Close your eyes for five minutes, it's 1:31.

Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute.

Sleep is just like sex: the more you get, the more you want.

If you're gonna be a smart ass, first you have to be smart, otherwise you're just an ass. 

I want you to know something, but I don't know how to say it, so I'll let the first three words of this sentence explain it.

Sleeping with an ex is like masturbation. You know you're fucking yourself but you do it anyway.

Any friend of coffee is a friend of mine.

Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all intelligence has its limits.

The best way to avoid parking tickets is to remove your windshield wipers.

Math. The only place where people buy sixty watermelons and no one wonders why.

Shortest horror story ever: Computer is unable to connect to the Internet.

Dear Life, when I said "Can my day get any worse," it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds... People move out of the way much faster now.

Some men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

I used to be a people-person... but people ruined that for me.

You can't always control who walks into your life, but you can control which window you throw them out of.

Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.

To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.

It is hard to imagine how people showed their anger before doors were invented.

I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one.

You can't buy love because when it's real, it's priceless....

I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor and think, "I'd so tap that."

Never treat someone like a Saturday night when they treat you like a Monday morning.

Some of us learn from the mistakes of others. The rest of us have to be the others.

The bad news: there is no key to happiness. The good news: it isn't locked.

Why I don't like people: 1% logical reasons. 99% just because.

If they just built prisons out of the shit they package electronics in, no one could ever escape.

We live in a society where banks leave the door wide open but chain their pens to the tables.

You don't know heartbreak until you see the waiter coming to your table with food but then take a sharp turn to a different table.

Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

Never mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.

If I had a dollar for every time I've wanted to shoot you, I'd have enough money to buy the gun and hide the evidence.

It's tough being a people person when you can't stand most people.

Why do we spend so much time looking for intelligent life on other planets? I'd be happy to find intelligent life here on earth first.

I may be the one that's walking away, but you're the one that's leaving.

I want to be rich enough to realize I can't buy happiness.

I should be able to take a sick day if I am sick of the people I work with.

Sometimes, I question my sanity. Sometimes, it replies.

People who try to stop you on the street to sell stuff are the real world equivalent of online pop-ups.

Music is life. That's why our hearts have beats.

There are 2 types of people in this world, those who press "door close" in the elevator before others can jump on and those who are liars.

The hardest thing about realizing you don't love me, is that you spent so much time pretending that you did.

The only normal people you know are the ones you don't know very well.

A penny for your thoughts, five bucks if they're dirty.

There comes a moment in each of our lives when the control that keeps us sane slips through our fingers. Most of us aim to seize it back... The best way to fight chaos is with chaos. Chaos by its very definition cannot be controlled. Once introduced all order and intention is rendered useless. The outcome can never be predicted. The only certainty it brings is the devastation it leaves in its wake.

Some think intuition is a gift, but it can be a curse as well- - a voice calling to us from places that are better left unexplored... an echo of memories that will never die no matter how hard we try to kill them.

Don't depend too much on anyone in this world. Even your shadow leaves you when you're in darkness.

Let's all take a moment and be thankful spiders can't fly.

The only normal people you know are the ones you don't know very well.

Yes. Is time travel possible?

Life is like sex, you can either lie back and let it screw you or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it.

I can't drown my demons, they know how to swim.

Pessimism is just a higher form of optimism. If you expect nothing from people, then you go through life being pleasantly surprised.

You are the reason why I became stronger, but still, you are my weakness.

A heart is a fragile thing. That's why we protect them so vigorously, give them away so rarely, and why it means so much when we do. Some hearts are more fragile than others, purer somehow, like crystal in a world of glass. Even the way they shatter is beautiful.

Hearts are wild creatures, that's why our ribs are cages.

The happiest sentence, ruined by one word: I'm getting laid. Off.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be really far away from me with your motivational bullshit.

We all eat lies when our hearts are hungry....

If I cut you off, chances are, you handed me the scissors.

The good ones screw you; the bad ones screw you...and the rest don't know how to screw you.

Money not buying you happiness? Wire it into my account and I'll send you pictures of how happy it makes me.

Common sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden.

If you don't have anything nice to say, you're probably just being realistic.

I want you to be happy. But I want to be the reason.

The problem with money is too much of it belongs to people who aren't me.

I need someone who sees the fire in my eyes and wants to play with it.

I don't want anything from you, at all. I just want to be the person you choose to sit next to in a room full with all the people you have known.

You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some magical solution for their problem, but everyone refuses to believe in magic.

What's worse... not getting everything you wished for, or getting it and finding out it's not enough?

Like life, revenge can be a messy business. And both would be much simpler, if only our heads could figure out which way our hearts will go. But the heart has its reasons, if which reason cannot know.

Why isn't the headline, "Psychic Wins Lottery" more common?

Sometimes I wish I were a nicer person but then I laugh and continue my day.

I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.

Worry is the interest paid in advance on a debt you may never owe.

Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them an extra bullet for their gun because they missed you the first time.

And, yet another day I've gone without using calculus.

Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.

Before coffee: I hate everybody. After coffee: I feel good about hating everybody.

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

Patience: what you have when there are too many witnesses.

The only one for me can pet the wolves in my soul without being bitten.

I want a person who comes into my life by accident, and stays on purpose.

Confidence is not "they will like me." Confidence is "I'll be fine if they don't."

The difference between medicine and poison is in the dose.

Missing you comes in waves. Tonight I'm drowning.

We are all in the same game, just different levels, dealing with the same hell, just different devils.

Most of our life is a series of images. They pass us by like towns on the highway. But sometimes a moment stuns us as it happens. And we know that this instant is more than a fleeting image. We know that this moment, every part of it, will live on forever.

You can't force chemistry to exist where it doesn't in the same way you can't deny it when it does.

Talking about love is like dancing about architecture.

When someone is murdered, the police investigate the spouse first. And that tells you everything you need to know about marriage.

What consumes your mind, controls your life.

Some things, and some people, are written in your soul with permanent ink.

You left without a reason, don't come back with an excuse.

Got a lot of love in stock, but my fuck you's are flying off the shelf.

Sanity is being the mastermind behind your own madness.

Saying someone can't be sad because someone else may have it worse is just like saying someone can't be happy because someone else might have it better.

We all eat lies when our hearts are hungry....

Maybe we feel empty because we leave pieces of us in everything we used to love.

I just wish I could lose these feelings as fast as I lost you.

People go but how they left always stays.

I wish people came with a 30 second trailer. So I can see what I'm getting myself into.

Music is life. That's why our hearts have beats.

I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious.

We all have demons. I just choose to feed mine.

Some days you feel like you're surrounded by fucking morons. On other days you realize it's not just some days.

If you like someone, set them free. If they come back, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.

Just one kiss. Sometimes that's all it takes for a heart to lose its balance. And sometimes we want nothing more than the chance to fall.

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

There comes a time when you have to stop crossing oceans for people who wouldn't jump puddles for you.

He was intrigued by my dark, murky depths. Wondering if I was going to join him in the deep end, or drown him....

Sometimes it's not the butterflies that tell you you're in love, but the pain.

Why chase you when I'm the catch?

The hardest thing is watching someone you love, love someone else.

You can't keep dancing with the Devil and ask why you're still in Hell.

As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I am totally flexible.

As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.

I want to give you an Australian kiss, (same as French, just down under.)

Falling in love with the idea of love is trading diamonds for fool's gold.

I don't always procrastinate, but when I do, I'll do it tomorrow.

I know two things... The World is a prison and you are my escape.

They say all good boys go to Heaven but bad boys bring Heaven to you.

I can go from fancy to filthy in the smack of an ass.

I heard the government is putting chips inside of people. I hope I get Doritos.


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